Patient zone

Jokes

Some doctor jokes to make you groan

Doctor,  Doctor  I keep thinking I'm climbing a mountain.
  Don't worry, I'll soon have you in peak condition!

Doctor,  Doctor I think I'm a bumble bee.
  Buzz off - I'm busy!

Doctor,  Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
  Pull yourself together!

Doctor,  Doctor what's wrong with me I can't finish puzzles anymore?
  I'm sorry I haven't a clue.

Doctor,  Doctor I keep thinking I'm a clock.
  Relax you're just wound up.

Doctor,  Doctor I keep thinking I'm a bucket
  Mmmm you do seem pail.

Doctor,  Doctor I think I'm shrinking.
  You will have to be a little patient.

Doctor,  Doctor I think I'm a piece of string.
  Get knotted!

Doctor,  Doctor I think a beetle keeps following me.
  Don't worry it's just a bug that’s going round.

Doctor,  Doctor I keep thinking I'm a bell
  Take this medicine and give me a ring in a week.